Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 8, 2015

We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't...
We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.

An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like...
An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like a Dahlia. The drawing was fine, The colour - devine, The scent - ah, that was a failia.

You are lost in the Swamps of Despair.
You are lost in the Swamps of Despair.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...