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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 9, 2015


The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

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