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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 3, 2015


Mistrust first impulses; they are always right.
Mistrust first impulses; they are always right.

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte...
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out? A:...
Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum.

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