Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 19, 2015

QUESTION AUTHORITY. (Sez who?)
QUESTION AUTHORITY. (Sez who?)

question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm...
question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare

There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young...
There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em. As they knelt on the hassock He lifted his cassock And slipped his episcopal worm in 'em.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...