Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 16, 2015

sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]
sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

With his penis in turgid erection, And aimed at woman's...
With his penis in turgid erection, And aimed at woman's mid-section, Man looks most uncouth In that Moment of Truth, But she sheathes it with loving affection.

Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee...
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings: (10) Sorry, but that's too useful. (9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent! (8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell ...

"Perhaps I am flogging a straw herring in mid-stream,...
"Perhaps I am flogging a straw herring in mid-stream, but in the light of what is known about the ubiquity of security vulnerabilities, it seems vastly too dangerous for university folks to run with their heads in the sand." -- Peter G...