Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 22, 2015

Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: ...
Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (C shell) ^How did the^sex change operation go? (C shell) "How would you rate BSD vs. System V? %blow ...

Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply...
Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which...
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Oregano, n.: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Oregano, n.: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.

gleemites, n.: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found...
gleemites, n.: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

interest, n.: What borrowers pay, lenders receive,...
interest, n.: What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and burned out employees must feign.