Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 13, 2015

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender...
There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender. He would charge one-and-two For permission to view His remarkable double pudenda.

10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.