Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 15, 2015

Nine megs for the secretaries fair, Seven megs for the hackers...
Nine megs for the secretaries fair, Seven megs for the hackers scarce, Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs, Three megs for system source; One disk to rule them all, One disk to bind them, One disk to hold the files And in the darkness grind 'em.

A truly wise woman never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise woman never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

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Iam not very happy acting pleased whenever prominent scientists overmagnify intellectual enlightenment