Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 16, 2015

Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big...
There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs. They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips.

There was a young girl of Newcastle Whose charms were declared...
There was a young girl of Newcastle Whose charms were declared universal. While one man in front Wired into her cunt, Another was engaged at her arsehole.

Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.