| Humor: Wednesday February 25, 2015 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 25, 2015A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer...
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in Africa. As they're driving along the savannah in their jeep, they stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars. The biologist: "Look! A herd... A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tutors to toot ... A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tutors to toot Said the two to the tutor: "Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tutors to toot" *** DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want... *** DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands? Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere? If so, then... The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by... The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 25, 2015
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