Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 7, 2015

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

There was a young man in Norway, Tried to jerk himself off in...
There was a young man in Norway, Tried to jerk himself off in a sleigh, But the air was so frigid It froze his cock rigid, And all he could come was frappe.

Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux (Unknown source)
Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux (Unknown source)

Be warned that typing \fBkillall \fIname\fP may not have...
Be warned that typing \fBkillall \fIname\fP may not have the desired effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user. (From the killall manual page)

die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From...
die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c)