Freebsd Fortunes 5

So you think that money is the root of all evil.
Have you ever asked what is the root of money?
                -- Ayn Rand

So you're back... about time...

Soap and education are not as sudden as a
massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
                -- Mark Twain

SOCIALISM:
        You have two cows.  Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
        You have two cows.
        Give both to the government.  The government gives you milk.
CAPITALISM:
        You sell one cow and buy a bull.
FACISM:
        You have two cows.  Give milk to the government.
        The government sells it.
NAZISM:
        The government shoots you and takes the cows.
NEW DEALISM:
        The government shoots one cow,
        milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.
ANARCHISM:
        Keep the cows.  Steal another one.  Shoot the government.
CONSERVATISM:
        Freeze the milk.  Embalm the cows.

Software production is assumed to be a line function, but it is run
like a staff function."
                -- Paul Licker

Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
"user-friendly".  ...  Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
                -- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.

Soldiers who wish to be a hero
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.

Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
                -- Kayvan Sylvan

Solutions are obvious if one only has the
optical power to observe them over the horizon.
                -- K.A. Arsdall

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed,
and some few to be chewed and digested.
                -- Francis Bacon
        [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows.  Ed.]