Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 21, 2016

Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Many people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition...
Many people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition for all the bad things they haven't done.

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...

The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then...
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.