Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 8, 2016

We don't need no indirection We don't need...
We don't need no indirection We don't need no compilation We don't need no flow control We don't need no load control No data typing or declarations No link edit for external bindings Hey! did you leave the lists alone? ...

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!

You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.