Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 25, 2016

Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly...
Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly to sex. They usually have virgins, And masculine urgin's, And other erotic effects.

A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a woman named Cleo...
A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a woman named Cleo. As she took down her panties She said, "No andantes; I want this allegro con brio!"

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time,...
Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. -- Carl Sandburg