Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 14, 2016

There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in...
There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in the gutta The heat of the sun Affected his gun And turned all his cream into butta!

There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever to do. So she sat on the stairs, And counted cunt hairs, Four thousand, three hundred and two.

There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover,...
There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover, one Kiam, "You may kiss me of course, But you'll have to use force. Though god knows you're stronger than I am."

SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE,...
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!