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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 7, 2016The three laws of thermodynamics:
(1) You can't...
The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it. (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even. (3) You can only break even at absolute zero. There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in... There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)... A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN... A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 7, 2016
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