Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 24, 2016

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're...
A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three days old. He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.

A fitter fits; Though sinners sin...
A fitter fits; Though sinners sin A cutter cuts; And thinners thin And an aircraft spotter spots; And paper-blotters blot A baby-sitter I've never yet Baby-sits -- ...