Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 7, 2016

Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time...
Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time. -- D. Gries

There once was a reverend at Kings Whose mind 'twas on heavenly...
There once was a reverend at Kings Whose mind 'twas on heavenly things. But his heart was on fire For a boy in the choir Whose buns were like jelly on springs.

There was an old woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt had...
There was an old woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt had no scent. She got fucked so often At last she got rotten, And didn't she stink when she spent.