Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 21, 2016

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been...
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G.K. Chesterton

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing...
There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know. A woman is fine, And a sheep is divine, But a llama is Numero Uno."

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.