| Humor: Friday July 22, 2016 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 22, 2016A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison
And had an affair...
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen. She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison. A dolly in Dallas named Alice, Whose overworked sex is... A dolly in Dallas named Alice, Whose overworked sex is all callous, Wore the foreskin away On uncircumcised Ray, Through exuberance, tightness, and malice. "Benson, you are so free of the ravages... "Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence" -- Time Bandits Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay... Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 22, 2016
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