DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these fortunes just drive... DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?!
Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system?
You can! Just mail to `fortune' with the fortune you hate most,
and we'll make sure it gets expunged.
Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie... Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to
defuse project tensions? When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?
Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for...
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 11, 2018