Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 27, 2018

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock...
There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock was bifurcated doubly. Each quadruplicate shaft Had two balls hanging aft, And the general effect was quite lovely. There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong: ...