Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 3, 2018

An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion...
An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion to travel; On the way she would sit And furiously knit, And on the way back she'd unravel. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be awarded some great honor.