Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 26, 2018

There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife,...
There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife, as he goosed her, "It used to be grand But look at my hand You're not wiping as clean as ya uster."

There was a young fellow named Grimes Who fucked his girl...
There was a young fellow named Grimes Who fucked his girl seventeen times In the course of a week -- And this isn't to speak Of assorted venereal crimes.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!! (George and Ringo miffed.)
JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!! (George and Ringo miffed.)