Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 15, 2018

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife...
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife. -- Friday