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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 29, 2018


A chippy who worked in Black Bluff Had a pussy as large as...
A chippy who worked in Black Bluff Had a pussy as large as a muff. It had room for both hands And some intimate glands, And was soft as a little duck's fluff.

The bogosity meter just pegged.
The bogosity meter just pegged.

The computer is to the information industry roughly what...
The computer is to the information industry roughly what the central power station is to the electrical industry. -- Peter Drucker

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