Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 23, 2018

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

"Fucked by the finger of Fate!" Bewailed a young...
"Fucked by the finger of Fate!" Bewailed a young fellow named Tate. "Since dating Miss Baugh, My whole tongue has been raw-- It must have been something I ate."

A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply,...
A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply, and subtract. But this output can be No more than debris, If the input was short of exact. -- Gigo

An ARPAnaut name of Corvette Had a fetish involving the net...
An ARPAnaut name of Corvette Had a fetish involving the net. As he fondled his IMP His cock went from limp To as hard as concrete which has set.

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.