Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 27, 2019

There once was a woman from Arden Who sucked off a man in...
There once was a woman from Arden Who sucked off a man in a garden. He said, "My dear Flo, Where does all that stuff go?" And she said, "[Swallow hard] I beg pardon?"

There once was a young fellow named Blaine, And he screwed some...
There once was a young fellow named Blaine, And he screwed some disgusting old jane. She was ugly and smelly, With an awful pot-belly, But... well, they were caught in the rain.

Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command...
Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative. -- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.
You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.