Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 4, 2019

A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots...
A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool. Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered...
There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach. So long was his tool That it wound round a spool, And he let it out inach by inach.

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when...
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space...
It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has already begun.