Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 26, 2019

There was a young fellow whose dong Was prodigiously massive...
There was a young fellow whose dong Was prodigiously massive and long. On each side of his whang Two testes did hang That attracted a curious throng.

There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her quim...
There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her quim with a cork A woodpecker or two Made the grade, it is true, But it totally baffled the stork.

There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina...
There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx. She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard.

There was a young girl in Dakota Had a letter from Ickes;...
There was a young girl in Dakota Had a letter from Ickes; he wrote her: "In addition to gas We are rationing ass, And you've greatly exceeded your quota."

There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across...
There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina. From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such...
There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such exquisite feeling There was never a sound For miles around Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.