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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 29, 2019


Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

A scream from the crypt of St. Giles Resounded for miles upon...
A scream from the crypt of St. Giles Resounded for miles upon miles. Said the friar, "Good gracious, The brother Ignatious Forgeteth the abbot hath piles."

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used...
No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.

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