| Humor: Tuesday December 31, 2019 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 31, 2019ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in... A frustrated lady named Alice Used a dynamite stick for... A frustrated lady named Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits were in Dallas. There once was a pretty young Mrs. Whose tearful but short... There once was a pretty young Mrs. Whose tearful but short story thrs. Her mind lost its grasp - Now she thinks she's an asp And just sits in the corner and hrs. Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's... Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ? -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto" Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 31, 2019
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