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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog,
it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
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Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2292 of 3566 |
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2293 of 3566 |
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2294 of 3566 |
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
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Ozman's Laws:
(1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he
won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they
make.
(3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
(4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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Painting, n.:
The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and
exposing them to the critic.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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panic: can't find /
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panic: kernel trap (ignored)
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much
better.
-- Laurie Anderson
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