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O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law:
Murphy was an optimist.
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Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.
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Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the
office. He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we
were both holding bags of popcorn. We were both holding bottles of
juice. But only *he* had a lollipop.
He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE have a lollipop?"
Her reply:
"He can have a lollipop any time he wants to. That's what it
means to be a programmer."
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Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
In kernel as it is in user!
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Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
-- Roy L. Ash, ex-president Litton Industries
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"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it."
-- Alex Schure
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Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
-- General Omar N. Bradley
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog,
it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
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Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
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Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
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