Freebsd Fortunes 3

Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have
drawn them there.  What you choose to do with them is up to you.
                -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program
can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

Every program has (at least) two purposes:
        the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.

Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper ... everyone was
eating paper and a policeman was at the door.  Now all you have to do is
bend a disk.
                -- A member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity,
                   commenting on the benefits of using computers in support
                   of their movement.

Every successful person has had failures
but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

Every suicide is a solution to a problem.
                -- Jean Baechler

Every time I look at you I am more convinced of Darwin's theory.

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!

Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.