Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 15, 2020

The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.

There once was a handsome young seaman Who with ladies...
There once was a handsome young seaman Who with ladies was really a demon. In peace or in war, At sea or on shore, He could certainly dish out the semen.

There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with...
There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with a eunuch. At the height of their passion He dealt her a ration