Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 23, 2020

A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints...
A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.

There once was a man from Nantee Who buggered an ape in...
There once was a man from Nantee Who buggered an ape in a tree. The results were most horrid All ass and no forehead Three balls and a purple goatee.

There was an old man from Fort Drum Whose son was incredibly...
There was an old man from Fort Drum Whose son was incredibly dumb. When he urged him ahead, He went down instead, For he thought to succeed meant succumb.

Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And...
Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And we can all be counted on to live down to our lowest impulses. -- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3