Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 16, 2021

heavy, adj: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
heavy, adj: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, ...
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call...

There once was a gaucho named Bruno, Who said, "About sex,...
There once was a gaucho named Bruno, Who said, "About sex, well, I do know, Sheep are just fine, Chickens, divine, But iguanas are Numero Uno."

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

While spending the winter at Pau Lady Pamela forgot to...
While spending the winter at Pau Lady Pamela forgot to say "No." So the head-porter made her And the second-cook laid her; The waiters were all hanging low.

You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the...
You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the new story concerning 'im : He buggers the choir As they sing "Ave Maria," And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.