Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 23, 2021

A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in...
A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly Was fucking a collie -- But I got a nice price for the pups."

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...