Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 9, 2021

There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men...
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain. But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain.

There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only...
There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.