Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 7, 2021

There once was a hacker named Ken Who inherited truckloads...
There once was a hacker named Ken Who inherited truckloads of Yen. So he built him some chicks, Of silicon chips, And hasn't been heard from since then.

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder...
Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder. -- Kirk, "This side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3

There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money...
There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by going from house to house offering to do odd jobs. He explained this to a man who answered one door. "How much will you charge to paint my porch?" asked the man...