Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 17, 2021

There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome,...
There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich, Yet the girls he would dazzle, And fuck to a frazzle, And then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch!

There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous...
There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous vagina. To save herself time, She had six at a time, And another one working behind her.

"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might...
"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it." -- M. Devine, Computer Science 340

The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters...
The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second per second.