Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 23, 2021

Look out! Behind you!
Look out! Behind you!

An impotent Scot named MacDougall Had to husband his sperm...
An impotent Scot named MacDougall Had to husband his sperm and be frugal. He was gathering semen To gender a he-man, By screwing his wife through a bugle.

There was a young fellow named Hatch Who was fond of the music...
There was a young fellow named Hatch Who was fond of the music of Bach. He said: "It's not fussy Like Brahms and Debussy; Sit down, and I'll play you a snatch."

There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in...
There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway. She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way."

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..

QOTD: "I'll listen to reason when it comes out...
QOTD: "I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."