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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 28, 2021


Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A: ...
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels? A: More head room. Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? A: She opens...

It is impossible to build a fool proof system; because fools...
It is impossible to build a fool proof system; because fools are so ingenious.

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