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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 2, 2023


There once was a horny old bitch With a motorized self-frigger...
There once was a horny old bitch With a motorized self-frigger which She would use with delight All day long and all night - Twenty bucks: Abercrombie & Fitch.

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because...
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. -- George Burns

Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for...
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A: A failure.

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