Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of June, 2023

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water,...
"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl." -- Dave Barry

Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.

Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little...
Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns. YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY:...

Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.
Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.

How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru...
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? -- UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey, Brian Boyle