Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 6, 2023

Corruption is not the \#1 priority of the Police Commissioner...
Corruption is not the \#1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job is to enforce the law and fight crime. -- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan

QOTD: "I sprinkled some baking powder over...
QOTD: "I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it didn't work."

A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine...
A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine. On the twenty-third stroke The fuckin' thing broke And beat both his balls to a creame.

There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it too."