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There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she...
There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she did see. When it came to a test She wished to be best, And practice makes perfect, you see.

The purpose of Physics 7A is to make the engineers realize that...
The purpose of Physics 7A is to make the engineers realize that they're not perfect, and to make the rest of the people realize that they're not engineers.

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