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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 24, 2023The Least Successful Animal Rescue
The firemen's strike...
The Least Successful Animal Rescue The firemen's strike of 1978 made possible one of the great animal rescue attempts of all time. Valiantly, the British Army had taken over emergency firefighting and on 14 January they were called out by... There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long... There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. But he looked in the glass, And saw his own ass, And broke his neck trying to fuck it. "Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best... "Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!" - Ben Jonson "There are things that are so serious that you can only... "There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" - Heisenberg Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 24, 2023
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